Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick
them up, he noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear
under her dress! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up
again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. ... read on!
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original
$1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.
PowerSlave writes: Timing is everything ... and I think it's time for more beer ;-)
garb writes: Just stating the facts Korn. Beer is good for everyone. It makes the world go 'round...haha!!
Kornelius writes: Garb, that's a very scary assumption ; don't sell stocks.
Hangover ...
Another weekend is quickly approaching, and of course that means booze and all that fun shit. The hangovers the morning after can be a bitch though. I usually scale the hangovers on how many aspirin I feel I will need to get cured, but apparently there are Six Levels of Hangovers.
PowerSlave writes: Good luck Cervesa ... but it's never a party until someone starts playing with fruit?!?
cervesa writes: Yes, I misspelled Richter,duh!
cervesa writes: After the Steelyn wedding, which I acheived 5.99* on the hangover Ricther scale, I am aiming for a 1 or tops 2* this weekend at Pat's wedding --- in other words, I hope not to see pictures of me with fruits in my hair, balloons has an outfit while dancing like I snorted Acid through my eye ducts and can`t recall a thing! Wish me luck.
Trailer Park Boys ...
Hey you guys have to watch this TV show...it's on the network "showcase", it's channel 42 on our cable (Moncton). It's HILARIOUS...it's about "trailer park trash", like you would see on Jerry Springer....it's so funny...they swear a lot, smoke & grow pot, steal and one guy "Julian" always has a glass of rum & coke with him everywhere he goes....it's like our favorite show!! It's a low-budjet TV show, but really funny...I suggest you check it out..I'm sure some of you will enjoy it!! It's Sunday nights at 10pm.
pdeveau writes: trailer park boys is being film in lower sackville, 20 minutes from my house in dartmouth. its phuckin scary! i don't have to watch it on tv, i can just take a drive to lower sackville.
STEELYN writes: We're losers, we don't have that channel, we have Shediac cable....it sucks...
PowerSlave writes: Kewl ... sounds like a great switch from the normally tame comedy of network sitcoms.
Freaky_France writes: I have seen it and yes comment about a "low-budjeted" show... I don't make a habbit of watching but have occasionally "remoted" through...!
Fore! ...
Spring is here ... soon people will be hitting the driving ranges and golf courses, myself included. The sport has become really popular recently thanks to Tiger Woods. But that's not enough!! It's time to merge golf and subliminal pornographic images!
Freaky_France writes: ok Korn, get off my case! However, that "thing" does look like a good, koooooool size!
Kornelius writes: Looks like Freaky_France enjoying a Kool lick....LOL
Telemarketers ...
A while ago, there was a story about using this form from the Canadian Marketing Association to rid yourself of telemarketers. But here are three magic little words to use for the callers that still make it through.
garb writes: or take the Seinfeld approach..."can I call you back? 'Well, we don`t give out our number' well how about your home number?' oh you mean you don`t like people calling you at home? OK, so now you know how I feel, CLICK!"
Ladyhawke writes: Excellent advice......I will definitely use it next time those nasty buggers call!
Cure boredom ...
Do you ever get really bored and just don't know what the hell to do with your time? Or waste a few hours in front of the tube watching a show on how popsicle sticks are made? Phucksakes has found a cure to your boredom and is providing this list of things to do when you're bored ... free of charge! Enjoy ;-)
Ok ... I got some of these special remotes controls in stock. I'm not sure how much I should be selling them for though? ... Ladies what kind of price tag would you put on it? See Full Story for the available product!
Know how sometimes you run into things around this bilingual province of ours and notice the occasional signs that may not have been translated to english or french properly ... sometimes it's damn funny ... well, check out this site which has loads of bad english from Japan ... and den? and den? and den? and den? ;-)
