TACOMA, Wash. (AP) - A seriously wounded eight-year-old boy calmly described his father's deadly knife rampage during a call for help to 911. "My daddy killed me with a knife and I'm gone," the boy told a dispatcher. "Can you please send the army men or the ambulance?" The soft-spoken child gave a wrong address and then hung up. But a second dispatcher called back, keeping him on the line while a frantic search was under way. More ...
garb writes: some people have to stop taking drugs. That's just stupid. Poor kid.
Appealing nine-months ...
"An appeal of a nine-month jail term for a couple who caged and abused their two adopted sons is nearly certain, sources with Ontario's Ministry of Attorney General tell the Canadian Press" Details here. Does anyone else think this is phucking wacked or what?!? 9 months?!?
ArcticMonster writes: haven't been here in a while, but that is phucked up. some get more time for lesser offenses.
STEELYN writes: Yup..pas mal!! wackos....
Penis Puppet ...
GRAND RAPIDS -- The producer of the 'Penis Puppet' went to trial Tuesday. "Tim's Area of Control", an independent producer's show, aired on GRTV in April, 2000. It contained a segment with a man's penis, used as a puppet. The Kent County Prosecutor charged the producer, Tim Huffman, with indecent exposure. Tuesday, jury of five women and one man found Huffman guilty of the charge. Though the judge wouldn't allow it as an argument, Huffman maintains he's protected by the right to free speech. "We'll appeal the charge and the conviction and we're pretty confident that we'll prevail once we get out of the local arena." Huffman faces up to a year in jail. The Alliance for Communications Democracy in Washington and the Michigan Branch of the ACLU have both expressed interest in the case.
So this was the business plan. Take out some life insurance on immigrants. Then have them killed and collect the money. So anyone in the insurance business (ahem!) might want to learn from this guy's mistakes.
Freaky_France writes: Hummm...kill my clients for money? Today as it stands, i'd kill a few for NO MONEY!!!!
2nd Annual Sportsman Draw 2003 ...
The Saint Antoine Gun Club is putting on the 2nd Annual Sportsman Draw. It was a great success last year and hopefully it will be even better this year.
Check out the "Full Story" for details on the prizes, draw date and how to get your tickets.
Ladyhawke writes: Hey garb, sorry took so long. I called and they said they had 3,000 tickets printed up.
Kimber67 writes: was there with ladyhawke last year was a hoot!
garb writes: how many tickets are sold?
PowerSlave writes: Save one for me :-)
Instant Orgasm ...
"A medical implant in the works could offer women a chance to experience orgasms with the press of a button." says this article at CNN. I wonder if the button comes with a turbo fire option? Or maybe a remote control option ... just look at your lover from across the room, smile, say "How you doin'??!?" and click! ... nah that just doesn't sound like fun at all ;-)
Ladyhawke writes: That doesn't sound like fun...I'm with Freaky on this one! Although it would make sitting in traffic a little more tolerable ;)
Freaky_France writes: No thanks...i'll pass and keep to the "Oh, Naturel" way!
Kids today ...
Children ... humanity's hope for the future. Most of us hoping to leave them a world better than the one we had to deal. They're just so phucking cute!
Okay ... did anyone not watch the phucking big game or what??!?? The St. Louis Rams were 15 point favorites over the New England Patriots. And most everyone expected New England to lose. But WHAT A PHUCKING GAME!!! The Pats Adam Vinatieri booted a 48-yard field goal in the final seconds to give New England a stunning upset win over the Rams. Plus, I won a kewl $50 at the Igloo, Bud_Green picked up an awesome Superbowl XXXVI glass cooler, Pauly was the points spread winner (BTW, nailed it with a NE +3 point spread!) and TigMan69 picked up a Superbowl XXXVI vest. Details of the games at Superbowl.com
Freaky_France writes: Damn....I should have gone out to watch the game and bet myself cause my team won! Go Pats Go!!!!!
Brownies, Mmmmmm ...
Those delicious treats ... soooo good when they are fresh from the oven. Warm, chewy and full of chocolaty goodness. But sometimes, there are people who get creative and add some other "Magical Ingredients" into the brownie mix.
budmoipas writes: Too bad it wasn't another "magical ingredient" it would have been an interesting day at work! lol
misschanic writes: oh! that would surely not be fun at all. Good prank though.
Ladyhawke writes: Sir Co-worker Poopalot!!!
Freaky_France writes: Ouch.......
Spraypainted genitals? ...
Remember the time you painted someone's fingernails or maybe gave them a nice "makeover" because they were passed out? This story tells of a guy who had his genitals spraypainted a lovely orange ... and he wasn't even drunk! Next party, I'm buying a six pack and a spray bomb!
